CATS! Weirdos that were put on Earth to do strange things.
#1 Like opening the door even though there’s a little kitty door already open
#2 Or covering their head with a paper bag and acting like nothing’s abnormal about it
#3 The wall looks pretty so I’ll just look at it for a couple hundred hours
#4 Oh yeah, TEXTURE!
#5 Everybody, but cats, loves pancakes
#6 Maybe pickles are a sign of disrespect in the catto world, because why not
#7 They LOVE licking ice. But water, no chance in hell
#8 Who, but a cat, would think of venturing into the tiny space on a full coffee cup
#9 Give me one other animal that would be comfortable standing in this position? Bet you can’t!
#10 It’s so weird that cats always find a place where they should never be!
#11 Papers, apparently, have provided this kitty a lot more comfort than her expensive bed
#12 You either give me attention, or I take your attention
#13 HOLY SHIT WHY IS IT SO SOFT
#14 The towel provides me warmth, hooman, suffer in silence!
#15 This cat has taken up a new interest of being inside garbage bags